Category: Chris Johnson

Liz here, full of cheese and unhelpful suggestions! Tomorrow morning at 9:30 A.M., CJ’s having an energy summit in the main room – be there or be square. (That is not an unhelpful suggestion – it’s a useful one.) Essentially,...

REMINDER: Our Recession Countdown is still counting right down. In fact, if the Atlanta Fed is correct, July 1 will mark two consecutive quarters of negative growth, though we won’t see that official number until closer to the end of...

Liz here, eating Oreos. Did you know that Oreo is a total ripoff of an earlier, rival cookie called Hydrox, and Nabisco (Oreo’s owner) diabolically pushed the Hydrox company out of business by spending millions of dollars to upend the...

2 PM TOMORROW: MARK TRADES THE FED LIVE. 5x your money – be there or be square. Liz here with another day of ridiculous crash money for you. When things calm down, I’ll tell you about how my husband got...

Liz here, with the scariest jail ghost story you have ever heard. Also, a new trade from CJ, who’s been up to supernatural hijinks like this: And this: And this: I also have an invitation for you to see Voz...

Liz here, in the hospital! Apparently, what I thought was my unborn child not liking seafood was actually a full-on kidney infection. WTF? I first realized something was wrong when I woke up yesterday morning and heard my big child...

Liz here, making scrambled eggs. My husband had a top-secret interview this morning (we’re hoping he will get out of jail soon!) and I felt it was my patriotic duty to make him some eggs. While I was cooking, I...

Holographic Liz here, from the top deck! This is also a “Fun Day at Sea,” which the itinerary says will include a mixologist competition and “Groove for St. Jude.” Educated guess: My child will purposely drop at least one shoe...