Mark Sebastian

Make Some Instant Oil Money to Kick Off The Week

June 27th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal

Liz here, having writer’s block. Fairly sure it’s Pip, the unborn child, who keeps requesting cheese and has turned my brain into a giant, porous cheese block. 2 more months. Sigh. By comparison, there’s only 4 DAYS LEFT on our...

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Mark Sebastian

“Cannabis Is Gonna Get Torched”

June 22nd, 2022 by Liz Brazeal

RECESSION COUNTDOWN: 9 MORE DAYS I’m going to start adding this little countdown every day until July 1. HOW COME? Well, the official definition of a recession is “two non-growth quarters in a row.” And we’re about to hit that...

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Mark Sebastian

Here’s A Pre-Fed Meeting Trade from Mark (MEETING AT 2PM)

June 15th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal

Liz here, feeling like putting my “Mother of the Year” shirt through the paper shredder. I missed my kid’s Zoom concert at school. I was writing, and I set an alarm for it, and I somehow missed it. Granted, it...

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Mark Sebastian

“Buying Options is for Stupid People on a Stock This Cheap”

June 10th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal

Liz here, missing Tom’s Ghostbusters team, who are out of pocket today…dealing with ectoplasm, I assume. Pip and I are having a bit of a rough day as well, so I’ll keep this brief. Mark gallantly stepped into the breach...

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Mark Shorts AAPL As His Head Rolls

May 23rd, 2022 by Liz Brazeal

Liz here, back in the land of the living after a weekend-long, drug-induced dream about hot metal hair rollers. (I’ve now figured out that it’s best to eat before taking this particular medicine.) I also awoke to see this magnificent,...

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Mark Sebastian

“Lucid Group Is a POS”

May 16th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal

Liz here, sick as a dog. I ate seafood for the first time in this pregnancy, and the little dictator in my womb decided he did not like it. Lesson learned, teeny weeny Mussolini. For this reason, I will be...

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Mark Sebastian

The One Time You’ll Want to Short Toilet Paper

May 9th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal

Liz here, back from the Bahamas. Do I have stories for you… First of all, we couldn’t get away from jail. Out of 2500 people on the cruise ship, we immediately found ourselves in the hot tub with Lt. Becky,...

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Mark Sebastian

The Steel Wars Continue: Mark Hits Back at CJ with Whopper Calls on CLF

April 25th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal

A QUICK NOTE OF WARNING: Next week I will be OUT OF THE OFFICE and any mail that you get will come either from the holographic version of me… who looks like this… Or from Rebecca, my new editor, who...

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Flash Trade Craziness from 8-Baller – And a New SPCE Trade from Mark

April 13th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal

GO DIRECTLY TO KENNY’S CLASS Do not pass Go. But do collect a special bonus that is worth $500. Liz here, struggling to keep up with it all. (I have to think up a new note to write on my...

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Mark Sebastian

How to Be a Very Bad Communist

April 12th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal

Liz here with another installment of Jail Tales! Today you get to meet Gibson the Communist and Hartley the Possessed Man. I was going to send you a new 8-Ball trade in this issue, but he kneecapped me by insisting...

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