Category: Mark Sebastian

Liz here, never watching another shark movie! My first husband (God rest his soul) owned every shark creature feature known to man, including such gems as “Sharktopus,” “Sand Sharks,” and “Jersey Shore Shark Attack.” After he passed away, I filed...

Liz here, with a brand new, mysterious trade from Mark! I know these immense institutional block trades aren’t THAT cloak-and-dagger (it’s some boring algorithm from Goldman Sachs), but I like to imagine they’re made by some evil mastermind in a...

Liz here, having writer’s block. Fairly sure it’s Pip, the unborn child, who keeps requesting cheese and has turned my brain into a giant, porous cheese block. 2 more months. Sigh. By comparison, there’s only 4 DAYS LEFT on our...

RECESSION COUNTDOWN: 9 MORE DAYS I’m going to start adding this little countdown every day until July 1. HOW COME? Well, the official definition of a recession is “two non-growth quarters in a row.” And we’re about to hit that...

Liz here, feeling like putting my “Mother of the Year” shirt through the paper shredder. I missed my kid’s Zoom concert at school. I was writing, and I set an alarm for it, and I somehow missed it. Granted, it...

Liz here, missing Tom’s Ghostbusters team, who are out of pocket today…dealing with ectoplasm, I assume. Pip and I are having a bit of a rough day as well, so I’ll keep this brief. Mark gallantly stepped into the breach...