Liz here – with a slow week in the free eletter that would be a GREAT week in a lot of paid services. (I’m looking at you, Crispin.)

You took off three profits for a combined total of (I think) 101% — well done, you. Here’s all the details.

Next week, as recession heats up, I suspect we’ll see a whole lot of gains in the puts department (right down the hall from the grill department).

This is my husband’s expensive new grill, by the way. His birthday was on Father’s Day this year, so it seemed like the perfect time to promote him to Dad.

MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! (Also, this thing is very needy and requires constant pellets and looks like it will be a pain in the a**).


Speaking of things heating up – today is 7 days until July 1, when the Atlanta Fed predicts we’ll officially enter recession territory.

That means you need so grab your seat at the Recession Action Plan summit – hosted by Shah Gilani and Tim Melvin, two handsome curmudgeons.

You can get your Recession Prep fix on Tuesday the 28th at 8pm – conveniently, a couple of days before my RECESSION CLOCK hits midnight.

Add your name to the calendar right here.

For now, here’s the gains you made this week – plus, as always, a Supremely Unhelpful Movie Review.

DINOSAURS!

On June 21, we took off the second half of CJ’s CWH puts – automagically!

AUTOMATIC PROFIT: Your CWH Puts Expired Up 27%

On June 22, we grabbed some Flash Cash on 8-Baller’s June 6 MULN trade – we’re still in half of that one…

FLASH PROFIT: Take 33% on MULN

And on June 23, CJ was back with another double-digit profit, this time on the first half of his BKR oil short.

PROFIT ALERT: Take 61% on BKR

Surprisingly, today’s Supremely Unhelpful Movie Review is not the latest blockbuster installment of Jurassic World – which my husband is taking me to see tonight “for a date”…

It is the underrated Pixar movie “The Good Dinosaur,” where we are privileged to see a small feral child acting like a cave dog.

MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!

Actually, this is all little kids anyway. Just throw a hot dog down their gullet and threaten to give them a bath later.

Have a great weekend!

Liz

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