Liz here, just astounded at what a weirdo Elvis was! I have been reading biographies while I was sick this week (THANKS, PIP), and apparently this wastoid only liked dating fourteen-year-old girls and their parents THOUGHT IT WAS FINE and...

Liz here, eating buttermints. You know, these nasty, chalky, powdery things that they used to serve at weddings in the 90s. They don’t even sell them in stores anymore and I have to order them on Amazon. (Pretty sure the...

Liz here with a quick crypto tip from Nick Black! As you recall, he’s been advising to sell ETH into the September 19 merge – but there’s a new wrinkle he wants you to look at. (I face this problem...

Liz here, with a quick crypto flash trade from Nick! Nick Black quickly Slacked me this slick pick, and you should take the tip. OK, I’m done now. Here’s what he sent me. And yes, the evil laugh was included,...

Liz here with some fresh blood! CJ’s Extremely Expensive Puts ™ are up to $14.50 after we got in at $10.80, so let’s take off half. Here’s what to do… Cash Out Half of Your BIDU Puts Action to Take:...

Liz here, with a mind-blowing jail story. My husband legitimately came home from work giggling yesterday (in an environment full of mace and shanks, this rarely happens). You will be giggling too, when you hear what Officer Jenkins did. If...

Liz here! Hope you’re having a great weekend. I’m starting a new Sunday tradition, just to get us in the mood for the upcoming trading week. Sunday Crypto Tips! I’ve got two quick tips here, from Nick Black on Slack....

Liz here, requesting assistance! What is this thing in my yard?   It has a possum face, but a groundhog booty (right??) and I am at a loss. It won’t come up any closer to the house than this (I...