PROFIT ALERT: Take 62% on KSS
May 9th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here with a nice put win to kick off your week! We’ve got 62% on Tom’s KSS puts, which we got into at $4.75 and are now – drum roll! – up to $7.74 and climbing. Let’s close out...
The One Time You’ll Want to Short Toilet Paper
May 9th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here, back from the Bahamas. Do I have stories for you… First of all, we couldn’t get away from jail. Out of 2500 people on the cruise ship, we immediately found ourselves in the hot tub with Lt. Becky,...
Last Day on the Island: Battle of the Robots
May 6th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Holographic Liz here, on our very last island. Educated guess: We won’t actually get off the ship to go to this one. We also still won’t go to the comedy club. Today would normally be Money Calendar Friday, so it...
BLEH! Here’s a Bonus Play on SPOT for You
May 5th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Holographic Liz here, island-hopping! Here we are on Half Moon Cay, which in real life doesn’t look anything like a moon. Educated guess: My husband will get sun poisoning on the beach today, and will spend a long time drinking...
Would You Rather Have Three Green Checkmarks or Fourteen?
May 4th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Holographic Liz here, with a dispatch from the actual Bahamas! We have arrived at Nassau, apparently – and are headed to an excursion where we’ll get to swim with dolphins. Educated guess: My child was not aware that dolphins have...
Only “Penny Nation” Peeps Got to See These Massive Gains (Until Now)
May 3rd, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Holographic Liz here, from the top deck! This is also a “Fun Day at Sea,” which the itinerary says will include a mixologist competition and “Groove for St. Jude.” Educated guess: My child will purposely drop at least one shoe...
MONEYSCORE! You Took 10 Separate Rounds of Profits This Week
April 29th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here, with a crazy gains recap of all the money you made over the past 7 days, right here in Trading Today. (Plus, as always, a profoundly unhelpful movie review.) I’ll be on vacation starting Monday, so I tried...
Go Ahead, Make an Easy 25% While I’m on My Cruise
April 29th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here, phoning it in. I’ve got a brand-new Tom trade for you – a Nickel Slots that should hand you an easy 25% over the next 8 days. Coincidentally, that’s exactly the length of time I’ll be gone, foolhardily...
BLEH! Let’s Short Streamageddon
April 28th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here, with a cautionary tale for bad children. Am I a witch? Well, no, not exactly. But I am feeling a little extra green today. On January 25, I set a $200 target for NFLX and theorized that it...
PROFIT ALERT: Sell to Close MMM and JBLU
April 28th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here with a second round of profits on our two BLEH options from yesterday. JBLU closed up around 29% and MMM is up 26%. JBLU stock seems to be moving up a bit premarket, so let’s protect some profits....
