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PROFIT ALERT: Take Double Digits on BKR, CVNA, MSOS, and POSH

July 1st, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here – with the recession countdown finally reaching zero! Yesterday, the stock market notched its worst first 6 months of the year since 1970 – and not surprisingly, a lot of our puts closed up big. (I’m writing this...

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BLEH! Let’s Short Coinbase

June 30th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here, with a quick hit for you. It’s almost D-Day, folks. Tomorrow – assuming we get that second quarter of negative growth – we’ll be in a recession. When you’re in a recession, you need to buy HELPFUL things...

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June 30th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here with a 1-week BLEH profit! We got into our CVNA puts at $1.85, and yesterday they closed at $2.50. But today the broader market is down and CVNA opened way down, so who knows how much money you’ll...

Chris Johnson

CJ Apparently Gets His Trading Advice From Models

June 29th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
REMINDER: Our Recession Countdown is still counting right down. In fact, if the Atlanta Fed is correct, July 1 will mark two consecutive quarters of negative growth, though we won’t see that official number until closer to the end of...

Tim Melvin

86% of Bankers Can’t Be Wrong

June 28th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here, fondly remembering the days when doctors smoked and endorsed Camels. Actually, I don’t remember this, but I like to pretend that I am immortal and very, very old. Multiple people saying the same thing have to be right...


TRADE UPDATE: Here’s What’s Going On with Your BKR Puts

June 27th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Mark Sebastian: Here’s Why I Killed a Spider Live – On Air I was live – on air – and in the middle of trading the last Fed meeting… but my wife asked me to take care of a spider....

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Make Some Instant Oil Money to Kick Off The Week

June 27th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here, having writer’s block. Fairly sure it’s Pip, the unborn child, who keeps requesting cheese and has turned my brain into a giant, porous cheese block. 2 more months. Sigh. By comparison, there’s only 4 DAYS LEFT on our...

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MONEYSCORE! You Took 10 Separate Rounds of Profits This Week

June 24th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here – with a slow week in the free eletter that would be a GREAT week in a lot of paid services. (I’m looking at you, Crispin.) You took off three profits for a combined total of (I think)...

Tom Gentile

Money Calendar Friday! Tom Hops Into QuickBooks (Super Fast)

June 24th, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
RECESSION COUNTDOWN: 7 DAYS Just 7 more days until July 1 – when we’re set to hit the official recession benchmark: two consecutive non-growth quarters. Fortunately for us… Shah Gilani and Tim Melvin have cooked up a Recession Action Plan....

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June 23rd, 2022 by Liz Brazeal
Liz here with a new CJ profit in just 2 trading days… CJ hopped into his BKR oil short on June 21, and today it’s up about 61%. He specifically instructed me to take off half and leave the rest....