Trading Today

Liz here with a nice profit on the last quarter of my DVN play (you know, F.U. money). We’ve taken off a couple of rounds of double-digit gains on this stock already – so, let’s close it out. Here’s what...

Liz here with our first-ever Flash Trade from VOZ! Thanks, lovely! This comes just one day before her epic smackdown of all our trader dudes – the countdown is on, so go get your seat. Voz Slacked me this morning...

Also, urgent: GO WATCH VOZ DESTROY MEN. Liz here with some belated BEAR MARKET BUCKS for you! Two weeks after CJ got into his Camping World short at $1.68, our puts are up 30%. Let’s close out half and leave...

Liz here, with the scariest jail ghost story you have ever heard. Also, a new trade from CJ, who’s been up to supernatural hijinks like this: And this: And this: I also have an invitation for you to see Voz...

Liz here, still recovering, and still on drugs. This may be brief, because well, it was a weird week. Before I went to the hospital, you did take off one hefty double-digit stock gain on Monday, so there’s that… PROFIT...

Liz here, home from the hospital on drugs. Let me tell you a secret about drugs: they are horrifying. While we were in the hospital, we got an ultrasound of little Pip yawning, and right now, anyway, it’s like gazing...

Liz here, in the hospital! Apparently, what I thought was my unborn child not liking seafood was actually a full-on kidney infection. WTF? I first realized something was wrong when I woke up yesterday morning and heard my big child...

Liz here, sick as a dog. I ate seafood for the first time in this pregnancy, and the little dictator in my womb decided he did not like it. Lesson learned, teeny weeny Mussolini. For this reason, I will be...

Liz here, sick as a dog. Mr. Pip, in my tummy, is having a really, really bad day. I may not send you a lot of mail today, but our DVN stock position is up 30% and we’re still in...

Liz here, with a bear market roundup! I went to the tropics and brought you all back a little present – a Dow freefall. Hope you liked it! Granted, things bounced back a little bit on Thursday and Friday –...